Monthly Archives: February 2010

Hot Dog in Your Pants

We love to go to Ikea. There’s my dirty little confession. We love the meatballs and the girls love to play at the kids area. Plus, it’s just fun to get lost in that place. And I’m a huge fan of how kid friendly their bathrooms are – they have stools and low sinks and free diapers! Which I actually had to use once when Moira was a baby and she had THE most incredible blowout (her fourth that day) and I had neglected to restock the diaper bag.

Anyhoo, we were at Ikea a few months back doing our “day at Ikea” thing and the girls and I were in the bathroom. Kenna was propped up on the kid’s stool by the kid’s sink washing her hands and the changing table happened to be right next to it. While she’s standing there a mom and baby came over to change the baby’s diaper. And of course this was totally fascinating to Kenna who got completely distracted and just openly watched. The mom didn’t seem to mind so I didn’t either.

As soon as the mom popped the diaper off, Kenna’s face totally changed. She was absolutely staring at the little boy. Then she turned to me (loudly) and said “why’s he got a hot dog in his pants??”

I told her that little boys were different than little girls because they had penises instead of vaginas. Didn’t sink in too well because she still looked puzzled and continued to stare.

Then she turned back to me and asked “did my hot dog fall off when I was a baby?”

Well!

Moira’s school is conducting parent-teacher conferences this week which results in three (yes, three!) days of early release for the kids. Yesterday afternoon I was at school picking up Moira and a little buddy she had over for a playdate. As we were walking towards the sidewalk, their teacher walks by and says “Goodbye! I’m so jealous that you get to go home and play and I have to stay and work!”

Moira turns and looks at her and says (in the most WTF voice I’ve ever heard out of her): “Well, you’re getting paid money and we aren’t!”

I snorted and her teacher looked shocked. It was slightly rude, very hilarious, and totally out of character for her. Gotta admit, I loved it.

The Beast

Just wanted to post a shot of The Beast (aka Maia)…she’s lucky she’s so darn cute or she’d be sent to a glue factory by now. I won’t get into all the things she’s destroyed so far because she’s not done yet I’m sure. Suffice it to say – she’s awfully adorable.

Oh – the cone is because she chewed an actual hole in her stomach. One of the stitches for her spay didn’t dissolve completely and seemed to work its way to the surface, and Maia sped up its removal from her body with her teeth. Even though her mix includes border collie she doesn’t seem to have gotten the brains.

But we love her anyway.