We’re eating dinner and talking about seeds that are in some fruits. Moira is eating purple grapes that claim to be seedless. She says that they have seeds in them. Alan tries one to see if the seeds are big enough to detect. Then we explain to Moira that all seedless fruits actually have seeds, they are just too small to taste or feel with your tongue.
Alan goes on to say that you just poop the seeds out. Jokingly I say “they only turn into plants sometimes”.
Moira immediately turns to me and says “it will if you eat dirt.”
