Moira: Mom, I’ve got a baby butt!
Me: No, honey – you’re a big girl.
Moira: No, really I do.
Me: What do you mean?
Moira: In my belly button.
Me: What??!!
Moira: Look! There’s a baby butt in my belly button.
Me: Well, I’ll be damned…
Looky there!
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