Monthly Archives: August 2009

Preschool and Tennis Shoes and Tantrums – Oh My!

Kenna had her first day of preschool yesterday. It was sort of a surprise because we had been wait-listed for my preschool of choice (which was my fault because I knew when enrollment happened and didn’t get my act together in time…that and I wasn’t sure what our employment situation was going to look like, therefore, hard to figure stuff like that out). In my world, wait-listed usually means try-again-next-year.

I love it when my world changes.

A friend pulled some strings, we got a call on Monday (the day school officially began at the preschool), and we signed her up. Wham Bam.

We went from assuring her that she’d be going to school next year “just like sissy” to “you start school TOMORROW! Woo hoo!”

She’ll be attending from 9-11:30am Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. And so far she’s stoked…except for the part where I make her wear tennis shoes instead of flip-flops.

She had quite the tantrum Wednesday morning at 8:47am (remember the 9:00am start time?) She kept insisting that tennis shoes are “too tight”. However, we put them on her feet, let her scream for a while, drove her to school…and she had a blast.

Here’s a shot of her shortly post-tantrum…isn’t she cute even when she’s pissed?

The Kenna Pout

When I told her this morning that she didn’t have school today, she looked at me, stuck her lip out, and in a very petulant voice said “WHY?”

Yeah for preschool!!!

Scratch and Sniff

Today is picture day at Moira’s elementary school. She’s wearing a spiffy new outfit and we’re in the bathroom combing her hair and attempting to force her bangs to lay down instead of up on her forehead. I noticed she had some white stuff around her mouth (breakfast of some sort) and leaned down for a closer look. It was then that I noticed that she hadn’t brushed her teeth…a little morning breath action.

Me: “Honey, you need to go brush your teeth please – you need clean teeth for the picture plus it’ll give you fresh breath.”

Moira: “Do I have to?”

Me: “Yes”

Moira: “But they aren’t smell pictures!”

Clean Teeth!

Sleepwalking

Alan and I were lying in bed last night. We were talking about I-don’t-remember-what. Moira comes walking in all groggy-like. I immediately figured she’d had a bad dream. Alan assumed the same thing, got up and took her in his arms and said “did you have a bad dream, honey?” She just looked at him blankly. Which is odd, because usually she is very verbose about what exactly was in her dream – monsters, spiders, lions, etc. So he asked her again…and she looked at him, laid her head back, and closed her eyes. I piped up at that point and said “Moira – are you all right?” She just looked at me with her eyes open – but in a very zoned out way. We’re both expecting her to wake up enough to tell the tale of the nightmare, but it’s not happening.

Alan looks and me asks if I think she’s sleepwalking. I said “I don’t know.” We both look at each other, then at her. Then comes the brilliant part. Alan turns to Moira and says “are you sleepwalking?” She opens her eyes very peacefully, says “yes”, then drifts back off to sleep.

Who knew you could ask sleepwalkers to confirm their sleepwalking!? And who knew they will indeed very calmly do so?!

Dirty Old Minivan

We’ve been debating getting a new car for some time now. Our present vehicles are 9 and 10 years old. They are steady and paid off, but starting to show their age. I imagine the repair bills will begin to start rolling in over the next few years. Plus, we’ve just outgrown the truck. We bought it when I was pregnant with Moira. Now, with 3 dogs, 2 kids, and 2 grown-ups – we just don’t fit it anymore.

I’ve wanted a minivan for some years now. I realize this does not make me hip. I’m not really caught up in what the car you drive “says” about you. I’ve just never cared. Minivans make sense because that way we can fit our family plus some other folks – kids along for playdates, relatives visiting, etc. And now Cash 4 Clunkers comes along…and we’re considering (again) doing something about the minivan issue.

In that same vein – Alan and I were talking the other night. We were comparing makes and models from various car manufacturers. We’re comparing the Toyota Sienna XLE or LE against the Dodge Grand Caravan SE or SXT. And Alan (very innocently…no, honest!) says “What was the model of the Dodge? Is it the S-E-X?”.

At which point I practically busted a gut laughing.

Button, Button, Who’s Got the Button

Moira:  Mom, I’ve got a baby butt!

Me:  No, honey – you’re a big girl.

Moira:  No, really I do.

Me:  What do you mean?

Moira:  In my belly button.

Me:  What??!!

Moira:  Look!  There’s a baby butt in my belly button.

Me:  Well, I’ll be damned…

Looky there!

Looky there!

The Good, The Bad, and the Fabulous

The Good

Looks like I’ll be keeping my job a few more months.  I have mixed emotions about this, but in the end it’s a good thing.

The Bad

Kenna went to the dentist for the first time yesterday because I suspected she had a cavity in one of her back molars.  Turns out I was right…sort of.  She has MANY cavities.  Two of them are so deep that it looks like we’re going to have to do a root canal and crown (made of stainless steel).  Friggin awful news.  Luckily she’ll be under anesthesia the whole time, but I feel simply terrible that she has to do any of it.  The dentist suspects that there is something wrong with her enamel because of these strange white lines on her teeth that I attributed to tartar.  Turns out it’s not tartar at all, but some strange discoloration in her enamel (as well as decay).

The Fabulous 

Alan brought me flowers and dinner yesterday.  Nuff said.

Moira had a GREAT first week at school.  She keeps saying that her teacher is “so cool and awesome”.  I love that.

Like Butter (aka The Big Sliding Door Fix)

I’m freakishly proud of the end result of this project – “look World – we’re handy!”  Our back slider had gotten to the point that it took the Circus Strong Man (or Woman) to wrestle it open.  The little wheels in the bottom had given up their fight for life LONG ago.  It was on several around-the-house fix-it lists for many months, but we just never got around to either calling someone to fix it or doing anything about it ourselves.

 Okay, that’s not entirely true….we did ask a neighbor who had recently had hers repaired for the name of her handyman.  She gave it to us and we promptly sat on the information for weeks.  Then briefly in conversation, I remembered my disgusting lack of action and mentioned to her that I still hadn’t called the gentleman.  This funny look crossed her face and she told me not to bother ‘cause he DIED!  How random is that??  Plus, I’m ashamed to admit that my second thought was “well now where am I going to find someone good?”  My theory is that my soul isn’t completely black since my first thought was “how sad for his family!”

 So it’s late Sunday afternoon and I look up to discover that my husband has taken the back slider door out of its track.  I had seen him measuring and whatnot, but had no idea he was actually going to attempt the repair at that very moment.  He realized how damn heavy the stupid glass is AFTER lifting it out of the track.  Adding to the battle was our hideous window toppers (one of those window box contraptions handcrafted by the previous owners) which hang down just enough to necessitate the door being practically horizontal if you want to leave them intact.  Seeing the look of red-faced concentration on his face and having visions of herniated discs – I ran over to help.  Which launched us into the big fix… 

 Alan disassembled the door bits and assigned me the lovely task of scrubbing the grease (and pounds of dog hair) from the track.  One disgusting toothbrush, a roll of paper towels, lots of elbow grease, and enough WD-40 to de-squeak the whole house – the track was sparkly and beautiful.  Well, as sparkly as sliding glass patio door tracks can be. 

 The door was eventually reassembled (Alan had to pull off the frame to replace the dead wheels and re-silicone the seal) and set back in its track victoriously.  Now it slides like it’s greased with BUTTER!  The awesomeness is remarkable.

 And as we did the post-project wrap-up (i.e. how much did this cost us?) we discovered that the whole thing cost about $35 including a new can of WD-40 (since I burned through the whole other can).  Savings = phenomenal, since I was figuring it would cost us several hundred dollars for someone else to do the job.  Since we’re both inherently frugal (cheap?) people, this made the whole thing even better and served to make me feel like the grimy disgusting track cleaning was worth it.  Maybe.

Kenna-isms

Kenna:  Morn milt peas! (rough translation = More milk please!)

Kenna (in high pitched Minnie Mouse voice):  I can’t see I can’t see I can’t see! (said whenever massively bright princess lights strung from their curtain rod are not on)

Kenna:  L = Y (ex. look = yook)

Kenna:  K = T (ex.  Kenna = Tenna)

Hot Stone Massage

In an attempt to keep the girlies 1. busy and 2. out of Alan’s hair, I set them up with a squirt bottle of water and took them out front to “wash” the cars.  In the meantime I thought I’d be all multi-taskey and take the trash out (which means through the side fence to the big black outside trash can). 

When I returned MOMENTS later, I discovered that Kenna was polishing the surface of both our cars with a rock she’d found in the yard. 

Yeah. 

 She turned to me and said “Yook Mama – I washin’!”

And so it begins…

An attempt to document my family’s foibles so I don’t forget them.  We’ll be seeing you real soon.